Some Yuck Yucks about Corn
Why did the stand up comic corn get booed?
He was too corny
Did you hear about the fight between corn and Mike Tyson?
He got creamed
Did you hear how good the new corn psycholoists is?
Because he is all ears
Why did the corn cross the road?
To escape the chicken
Did you hear about the new male corn model?
Women get hot caused he is coated in butter
Did you hear about the new female corn model?
Men go crazy over her silky hair
Did you hear about the corn assassin?
He is good at popping kernels
Did you hear about the corn wizard?
He got mazied