Corn Crack ups – #ODJokes, #YuckYuck, #Corn

Some Yuck Yucks about Corn

Why did the stand up comic corn get booed?
He was too corny

Did you hear about the fight between corn and Mike Tyson?
He got creamed

Did you hear how good the new corn psycholoists is?
Because he is all ears

Why did the corn cross the road?
To escape the chicken

Did you hear about the new male corn model?
Women get hot caused he is coated in butter

Did you hear about the new female corn model?
Men go crazy over her silky hair

Did you hear about the corn assassin?
He is good at popping kernels

Did you hear about the corn wizard?
He got mazied

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