Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler – http://amzn.to/2t28b2D
You know your getting old when it feels like you have partied all night and its only 8:30pm
You know your getting old when your bones creak more than your bed springs do Bonus – Flaky is good on a biscut, not for a person.
My farts are so bad I can ,melt Wolverine’s Adamantium Skeleton Bonus – My farts are so bad I can melt Nazi’s like in Raiders of the Lost Ark
I know what can save Trump from all this mess a good ole sex tape I even have a good idea for the name of it – Trump’s Really Big Tower